Omg there’s a statue of the Virgin Mary that glows every night in a house in Belgium and it’s all over the news and people go visit that statue and everything, it’s so funny xD and a car crashed yesterday in front of the house and the driver was barely injured so they’re all like “miracleeeee” and it’s just.. XD I can’t believe everyone’s talking about this x)
"Y’know what they say: never a scout, always a scout."
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN